Miss Talkative
A new colleague came in from Malaysia last week and sat at the desk across mine. She seemed the bubbly sort as she jumped and said hi to me when she came in.
Funny girl she is….sweet…but she is damn talkative. Super duper talkative I tell ya.
So I’ve been bringing her out for lunch since she’s new and for the fact that how miserable I was when I first came in and nobody bothered to bring me arnd. So she’s my new found lunch khaki apart from Miss Lifestyle.
So one fine day when we went out for lunch…on our way back…she got all excited talking and landed a huge patch of saliva on my cheek…
“Eeeks!!!!!!!!!!!!” went the inner me….but I had to keep cool and calm. No expressions or whatsoever. Just screaming inside....
I dunno if she knew abt it….but I didn’t react too adversely for fear of hurting her feelings…so I endured the 5 mins walk back to office before I took out my wet tissues and wiped them off tactically…..
Sigh…when I told this to OML…he asked…
OML: “ Aey, then why when it’s me u have such big reactions?”
Me: “Duh…u not my colleague lor…no need to give face one”
OML: -.-“
Hahahahahahahahaha……………..Labels: farnie shite
Restless
Feeling rather restless today....
Don't.Know.Why.
I.Think.I.Woke.Up.Wrong.Side.Of.The.Bed.Today
Need.To.Stop.Writing.Like.That.
Peace.
Labels: emo
Boob2Boob
For those who know who I am, may or may not have me on friendster. Honestly I dun really quite utilize my friendster account, I guess I’m too lazy.
But once in awhile I do login to add new friends. Maybe new colleagues or even old friends. Like recently, an old friend from Primary school buzzed me on friendster. Was kinda cool because I’ve lost contact with these pple eons ago. It’s nice to bring back those past friendships and a lil nostalgia to boot.
Interestingly, I also received a message from a random someone, outside my circle of friends. Not wanting to seem rude or snobbish, I responded.
So I realized she’s working in Melbourne. Helping out a friend with her event management company. She seems like a nice girl and all until she went…” …btw I’m bi. I hope u dun mind as I dun mean any harm. I just wanna make more frens…..”
Hmm…that got me wondering…a bi…does it mean she’s interested in me? Hahaha…(BHB I know… =p) Well, I’m really open minded to such les and gay stuffs…even bi-s. Well I respect each individual choice to their sexual preferences, so I don’t discriminate.
So yeah, I told her I dun mind and she added me on her msn. I’ve had 2 conversations with her so far. She told me that she just had an accident last yr and she’s still wheel chair bound cos she had hurt her spine. So being totally bored at home, she went arnd making friends in friendster.
So as we chat, I realized her “motive” per se when she asked me this question.
She: “Dun mind me asking…u look quite petite, how tall are u?”
Me: “haha..yes I am, I’m only 1.XX”
She: “Oh, that’s okay…but dun mind me saying…u’ve got ‘materials’ “
To myself…Materials? Omg…is she talking about my boobs?She: “ Do u mind if I ask u wat cup size r u?”
To myself….Yup…she’s referring to my boobs…
Me:” Hahaha…I’m okay…just size X”
She: “Cool…I was a size X myself…but now I’m X+1 ever since I started working out….”
As our conversation continued, I became rather bewildered by her term of working out. Cos as far as I know, working out only decreases ur boob size, not increase?
But from her msn pic…I could see she’s quite well endowed. So…I was a lil confused.
As curiosity kills the cat, I asked her at blank point.
Me: “ How is it that u can work out and increase ur cup size at the same time? Doesn’t exercise decrease your boob size?”
She: “ Oh no…mine’s of a different kind of work out. It’s called the boob2boob work out.”
Me: “Boob2Boob?”
She: “Yeah…u know…u massage your boobs using someone else’s boobs, vice versa”
Me: “HUH?”
………..
Unreal u say? Ha…I assure u I did not make this all up. So she asked me the foreseen question.
………..
She: Are u keen to try this workout? I have a fren in sg who’s looking for someone to do the same…..
Basically the idea is that 2 females will face each other, with their boobs touching one another, doesn’t have to be naked, but u have to be bra-less for the workout to be effective. So u can maybe don on a spaghetti top, bra-less and get another female to do the same. So basically u massage one’s boobs using the other’s boobs while making circular motion? How the hell exactly is it done? U go figure out yourself…..
It was then that I realized that perhaps her true intentions of messaging me in friendster was cos she saw my boobs and thot I had material? She probably also trying to make more friends and at the same time, expand her idea of a Boob2Boob work out?
Farnie shite…anyone wanna tryout this Boob2Boob workout with me? *ROFL*
Labels: farnie shite
Backies!
I am back in Singapore...
Had a great time in Aussie....a well needed break to sort things out.
I do feel alot better now and have a better direction as to where I'm heading.
Now I shall pray for the best and wait....
Will try to post some pictures once I sort them out....
Till then...Too Der Loo...
Labels: happy
