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Dear All,

I’m pleased to announce that a our department dinner will be held at:

Some Curry Restaurant, Time, Address because:
1) We have an Indian colleague
2) We have an Indian colleague who is vegetarian
3) We have ONE blardy choosy ah neh colleague who is vegetarian, Northern Indian vegetarian to be precise and will not entertain anything else!

Kindly RSVP by Wednesday so that I can make the reservations for the dinner. Would appreciate if everyone can turn up for this occasion. Thanks!

PS: If you have any comments on the venue, time or date, kindly keep your comments to yourself because:
1) You did not organize the event!
2) You did not organize the event!
3) You did not have to organize this blardy event so if you think you can do beta, pls wait till you get your chance! I’d gladly volunteer you the next round!

Thanks!

I’m so tempted to send this out to everyone on the mailing list. It’s so hard trying to organize a simple dinner and hoping that everyone can be spontaneous enuff to attend and just mingle with each other. It’s so hard trying to please everyone too and you still hear comments like who “suggest to go here?”, “who suggest to go there?”, “aiyah the food there not very nice leh…blar blar” . Can’t they even wait till I’m out of the hearing range before saying all these? I’m already trying to accommodate everyone and this is what I get. And the best pressie yet, our DEAR DEAR ah neh colleague decided not to go cos he felt that the vegetarian food there would most probably suck! What a stuck up big F huh? Hoping to accommodate his shit but in the end….he can’t even compromise! And when you go around asking people to RSVP, they think their like some superstars…”I haven’t decided yet” WTF? You want free dinner then attend, don’t wan…den phark off…Give me this kind of lame answer for phark? This is the first and the last ever dinner I’m going to organize. It’s just too hard trying to please everyone! I should have suggested Macdonalds!

Apologise for the improper language. Am too pissed with everything that’s happening in the office right now. That’s the best way I could really let it all go!!!!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blabbered by KaiRiNu at 11:40 AM